OBAMA AUSTERITITES:  GREEN IS GOOD!
By the waters’ edges East and West -
Less is more - we are North and South;
We are all New Deal Austeritites - Oh so!

DADDIE:  Dear young Democrat daughter:
If we compare hadrons and baryons to the economy -
These may be times too confus’d to explain;
Remember Pluto?  Mesons O messy ons bound?

YOUNG DEMOCRAT DAUGHTER:  Oh my!
Daddie I think I will go ask Mommie -
Mommie dad’s being that QUARKIE again -
Mommie - how are hadrons made?

STRANGER:  (A Joe Biden look alike they think) ???
Oy that Geitner - can’t we just admit it already -
Cannot we all just get along with our CONSERVATIONS;
Treasury smeasury - this isn’t austerity!

TSA AGENT:  Mrs. is that your bag - those yours?
Oh Federal Agent Women - Got them on sale?
Where pray tell if you did? - Eco sheik on a dime?
Hallelujah!  Hallelujah!  We are AUSTERITITES!

STRANGER:  (A Joe Biden look alike - they think) ???
Oy that Geitner - can’t we just admit it already -
Cannot we all just get along with our CONSERVATIONS;
Treasury smeasury - this isn’t austerity!

MOMMIE:  My dear daughter QUARKIE II -
Why are you asking about hadrons - baryons & mesons?
Size matters for gentile matching for interactions, and quarky;
But dear daughter is this about austerity or conservations?

STRANGER:  (A Joe Biden look alike - they think) ???
Oy that Geitner - can’t we just admit it already -
Cannot we all just get along with our CONSERVATIONS;
Treasury smeasury - this isn’t austerity!

MOMMIE:  Daughter dearest - we can parry it economic;
As President prods you to NEW CONSERVATIONIST -
As of a time to save the planet - beware strong interactions;
There’s a Devilishness in some o’ O’s quarky details.

JESUS:  Can we get some Security around here?
Our huddled masses are so confus’d.
Our Treasury an amalgamation - disturbe’ly so?
Mommie Daddie - how are hadrons made?

MOMMIE:  Daughter dearest - what did teach teach?
As your parent I can remember - remember I must -
Top down - NEW CONSERVATIONISM - OR DOOM!
Daughter - strong interactions these - yet!

OBAMA AUSTERITITES:  GREEN IS GOOD!
By the waters’ edges East and West -
Less is more - we are North and South;
We are all New Deal Austeritites - Oh so!

MOMMIE:  Daughter dearest - 1st about Adam -
Daughter it much ado about Adam Smith - smithing eco;
There are oranges and there are apples;
Yet either CONSERVATIONISM or AUSTERITY now.

YOUNG DEMOCRAT DAUGHTER:  OH MY!
Daddie??? - How did you and mom meet?  Over economy?
Oh me Mommie and my Poppie - oh dear - Oy!
Daddie??? - We are saving the planet aren’t we?

DADDIE:  Dear young Democrat daughter:
If we compare hadrons and baryons to the economy -
These may be times too confus’d to explain;
Remember Pluto?  Mesons O messy ons bound?

STRANGER:  (A Joe Biden look alike -they think) ???
Oy that Geitner - can’t we just admit it already -
Cannot we all just get along with our CONSERVATIONS;
Treasury smeasury - this isn’t austerity!

STRANGER:  (Still seeming just a Joe Biden look alike) Oy!
Oy that little Timothy - a Scrooge of our Treasury;
The NEW CONSERVATIONISM caused the AUSTERITY -
We taught a TOP - SAVE THE PLANET - OR DOOM!!!

OBAMA AUSTERITITES:  GREEN IS GOOD!
By the waters’ edges East and West -
Less is more - we are North and South;
We are all New Deal Austeritites - Oh so!

DADDIE:  Dear young Democrat daughter:
If we compare hadrons and baryons to the economy -
These may be times too confus’d to explain;
Remember Pluto?  Mesons O messy ons bound?

MOMMIE:  Dearest daughter since we are talking -
Talking about the economy:  We are patriots! -
We did as prodded - we cut back and saved to save -
We did: Less is more & then again & again.

JESUS:  Amen!
We can rock quarky - Hallelujah!  Hallelujah!
Brothers and Sisters - Sisters and brothers;
STRANGER yes - CONSERVATION begot AUSTERITY.

OBAMA AUSTERITITES:  Little Timothy?  Scrooge?
We are of NEW DEAL AUSTERITY -
We begot from our prodding a NEW CONSERVATIONISM;
STRANGER yet - the losses our parable. Your losses!